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Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.
Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.
Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
303 chars (2 sms)
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.
About 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
198 chars (2 sms)
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?
Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.
Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or
Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
169 chars (2 sms)
Baap Betay Se Tum Itni Dair Se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho?
Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha
K Jo Kam School Mein Kiya Karo
Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^
161 chars (2 sms)
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????
Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are
Weakend After Duty Days
106 chars (1 sms)
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan
(Naai Ki Dukaan)
102 chars (1 sms)
Lil Bad One lAwlX
Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri
Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri
Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,
Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere
Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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214 chars (2 sms)
Wife: Darling Where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?
Husband: We''ll Go 2 African Jungle Safari
Wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?
Husband: I''ll Bring U Back
173 chars (2 sms)
Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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Ik Ye ..
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99% Wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
108 chars (1 sms)
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.
Friend : Kr Lo
Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?
Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi
166 chars (2 sms)
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?
Zardari : Beta White
Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
141 chars (1 sms)
Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.
Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
Sms Pakag.
Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
Pakistan Ka.
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Waqt B.
175 chars (2 sms)
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.
138 chars (1 sms)
I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D
168 chars (2 sms)