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Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???
Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
159 chars (1 sms)
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend
Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet
Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao
"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Deewar Per!:
Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.
Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.
Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam
Kute Ka Lage Ga.
170 chars (2 sms)
Think for a moment that someone is missing you.
Think for an hour that someone is missing you.
Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.
Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.
After your death really someone will be missing you.
300 chars (2 sms)
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
Don''t believe!
See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
167 chars (2 sms)
After all I have decided to write a Sad SMS.
Just See below!
I means I am successful coz u r sad that you don''t have a sad message to forward.
194 chars (2 sms)
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
137 chars (1 sms)
Tum Bohat Hi
Sweet
Cute
Decent
Good Looking
Nice
Intelligent
Lardke Ka SmS Parh Rahe Ho...
116 chars (1 sms)
iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn
Poti Ka Kya Hy Poti To Poti Hoti Hy.
Iska Konsa BESAN Ban Jana Hy. BESAN Ban
B Gya To Iske Konse PAKORE Ban Jane Hain.
PAKORE Ban B Gaye To Wo Konse KHAYE Jane Hain.
KHAA B Liye To Wo Konse HAZAM Ho Jane Hain.
HAZAM Ho B Gaye To Banni Phir Uski Poti Hai Naa.
To Poti Ka Kya Hy. Poti To Poti Hai :->
336 chars (3 sms)
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
131 chars (1 sms)
Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing
97 chars (1 sms)
Message Of The Year:
Women Live A Better,
Longer & Peaceful Life.. !!
Why?
Very Simple.....
A Woman Does Not Have A Wife !!!!
138 chars (1 sms)
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?
Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.
Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.
Kaisey?
Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil
to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey
"Haseen O Jamil"
237 chars (2 sms)
In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,
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Now He Is Retired...!!
219 chars (2 sms)
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
Socho...........
Socho............
A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
180 chars (2 sms)