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Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...
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A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
180 chars (2 sms)
Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?
Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha
145 chars (1 sms)
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!
BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
138 chars (1 sms)
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..
Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..
Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
170 chars (2 sms)
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,
kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata
waqai nahin aata
common sense hay yaar
unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.
227 chars (2 sms)
Shadi Ke Liye Do Parwaro Ki Baat Cheet:
Ladke Ka Baap:Hamara Beta Inta Achcha. Bada Ho Ya Chota Sabko Ek Nazar Se Dekhta Hai.
Ladki Ki Maa: Hamari Beti Itni Mehanti Hai Ki Sare Din Ek Tang Pe Khadi Rehti Hai....
Shadi Ho Gayi..
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Shadi Ke Pata Chala Ki Ladke KANA Hai Aur Ladki LANGDI
309 chars (2 sms)
Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????
Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into
Abey Oye!!
I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!
154 chars (1 sms)
On Ur Single Smile Thousands Ppl Die So ?
Keep Smiling
Nd
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But….
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay
185 chars (2 sms)
Dear Indians,
Finaly We Have Achieved INDEPENDENCE
Sender:
M K GANDHI
9880444444
Sent:
00:00:00am
15-08-1947
Sorry For The Late Delivery!
171 chars (2 sms)
I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!
59 chars (1 sms)
Meaning Of "K . E . S . C"
"Karachi . Electric . Supply . Corporation "
Wrong
Than
Now It Is
"Karachi . Electric . Supply . Ceased" ... ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
My Eyes Bear
Uncountable Tears ... :(
B''coz U''re Away From
I Wish U Were Here
To Cut These Onions
Instead Of Me ... ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!
141 chars (1 sms)
Aaj boht dino k baad kissi ko ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,
a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,
na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
281 chars (2 sms)
Rakhtey hein jo auron k liye pyar ka jazba
aisey log ziada tar apney ghar walon sey naraz rehtey hein Funny but a bit true
169 chars (2 sms)