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Tum Aa Gaye Ho . . .
Noor Aa Gaya Hai. . .
Chalo Teeno Mil k Cricket Khelain . . . ;->
128 chars (1 sms)
Q: Agar 1 door per kutta bhonk raha ho orr dosre door p biwi chilla
rahe ho tu ap pehle konsa door kholen g?
A: Kutte wala door coz kutta andar akar bhonkna band kar de g
172 chars (2 sms)
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
241 chars (2 sms)
FILM dekhni hai ?
Dekho
INTERVAL
THE END
Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
250 chars (2 sms)
Smile 2 old man means respect
Smile 2 a child means innocence
Smile 2 lover means love
Smiling in front of mobile means mental
Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->
180 chars (2 sms)
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"
White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"
LeKiN
Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy
Q
K
AmAn k AndAr
"DandA"
jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
186 chars (2 sms)
Bush: Meri behan de ghar KAKA hoya ae.
Musharaf:Mubarak howe.
Bush:Par afsoos di gal ae BANDE da pata nai chalya.
Musharaf:Koi gal nai ji USAMA te pa dio. . . ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
height of a music lover--
"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
140 chars (1 sms)
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
243 chars (2 sms)
What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
90 chars (1 sms)
Height of filmi culture....
teacher : who was bhagat singh?
student: Ajay devgan, and bobby deol.
the chak de effect
Teacher: Name Different states of India...
Student: I''m an indian...i dunnot believe in any states.
229 chars (2 sms)
height of foolishness
A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.
And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D
139 chars (1 sms)
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
179 chars (2 sms)
Height of Orkuting...!
Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!
Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
130 chars (1 sms)
Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rashid ki dulhan layenge,
conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,
ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.
304 chars (2 sms)