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ik admi ki nai shadi hoti hai wo apni begum se bharey huey
kareloon ki famaish karta hai jab us ki biwi kareley bana k lati
hai tu ik dhaga us k moo mein ajata hai wo nikalta hai or nikalta
hi rehta hai do min bad wo kehta hai k begum jaldi
aao mei udhara ja raha hoon....
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A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."
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I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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Height of Cleverness
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop
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Height Of DramayBazi
Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
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Afridi ko Gul Ahmad pehnao, Shoaib ko PEPSI pilao, Yousaf ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Sami me CASTROL bharwao, lekin besharmo se cricket mat khilwao.
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Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
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(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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Butt: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
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Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????
Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)
Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)
Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)
Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)
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When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
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Is SMS ko bht
Sumbhal k rakhna
Ye mamoli SMS nahi
Ye kemti SMS hy
Inbox me rakhna
Ye SMS
* (''v'')
(( )) ¥ ¥
2 DIN BAAD ANDDAY DEGA.
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What is Love???
The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit
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