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News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
320 chars (2 sms)
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
157 chars (1 sms)
Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari
158 chars (1 sms)
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
156 chars (1 sms)
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..
108 chars (1 sms)
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
153 chars (1 sms)
Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
163 chars (2 sms)
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
141 chars (1 sms)
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
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Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195
206 chars (2 sms)
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
177 chars (2 sms)
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
157 chars (1 sms)
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
137 chars (1 sms)
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
148 chars (1 sms)
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
160 chars (1 sms)
1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.
Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”
178 chars (2 sms)