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Best SmS of 1947.
Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas sms parhne ki jaldi lagi hoti hai.
160 chars (1 sms)
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
118 chars (1 sms)
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."
Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."
158 chars (1 sms)
Fizaon k badalne ka intzar na kro,
Andhiyon k rukne ka intzar na kro
mobile uthao or mjy sms karo
har bar mere hi sms ka intezar na kro
144 chars (1 sms)
Dil chahta hai
chori karon
jhoot bolon
sharab peon
rishwat khaon
qatal karon,
aur
jail jaon.
Shayad is tarah kabhi, main bhi president pakistan ban jaon.!
172 chars (2 sms)
Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..
86 chars (1 sms)
Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside
Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)
155 chars (1 sms)
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or
bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.
165 chars (2 sms)
Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?
halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.
106 chars (1 sms)
Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.
"SURF EXCEL HENA"
436 chars (3 sms)
Twinkal twinkal little star,
Teri girl friend gyi bazar,
Osko mil gya dosra piyar,
Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
119 chars (1 sms)
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
66 chars (1 sms)
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
66 chars (1 sms)
Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:
1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p
163 chars (2 sms)
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
165 chars (2 sms)