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Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
163 chars (2 sms)
Employee:Boss Aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?
Boss: Kyun k Unhe Pehle Se Hi
Gaaliya Khane Ki Aadat Hoti Hai...
138 chars (1 sms)
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
161 chars (2 sms)
Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Guess
Pakistan railway track
u can use it from karachi to khaber
Proud to be a Pakistani.
147 chars (1 sms)
Press down
if u like me
So u like me
so sweet
Ok
u can stop
Enough plz
Stop it
this is 2 much
Oh my God
Ok Ok
i like u 2
Uff,Crazy fans..
181 chars (2 sms)
Chalo Faraz ab ishq ka mza chakain
Tmam dawain bacho ki pohnch sy dur rakhen
Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tbiat zyada khrab hoto doctor sy ruju karen.
166 chars (2 sms)
Kesay Ho Ab?
Theek Ho?
Dard Ho Raha Hay?
Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna
Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.
166 chars (2 sms)
Zndagi me jab b kisi ko chaha hy,
Usi ne hmara dil dukhaya hy,
Socha tha ab chor den is pyar k khel ko,
Pr suna hy pichli gali mai 1 naya piece aya hy.
157 chars (1 sms)
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum
Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601
Telefun,Telefun!
105 chars (1 sms)
karachi mein itni mehngai
bad-amni
aur
hangama-aarai
k bawajood
agar aap
pur-sukoon aur
pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain
to
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.
.
PTV Lagain.
173 chars (2 sms)
EiK PatHaN CycLE
Pe LarKi K SaMnE
ZoR SaY GiRa
AuR
JaLdi Se KhArA
HoGayA !!
LaRki Oh My GoD!
PaThAn HuM aiSaY
He UtArTa Hai ;->
152 chars (1 sms)
Newton''s 5th law:
Dunya Gol hai,
Chooha Billi say darta ha, billi Kuttay se, kuta Aadmi say, aadmi Biwi say, or Biwi Choohay say. Hence Proved. Dunya Gol hai.!
162 chars (2 sms)
IT''S A GIRLS WORLD...!!!
If Girl laughs loudly she''s Cheerful
If Boy laughs loudly he''s Mannerless
If Girl talks sweetly she''s Charming
If Boy talks sweetly he''s a Flirt
If Girl is shoping she''s Trendy
If Boy is shoping he''s Wasting Money
If Girl is silent she''s Feeling Sad
If Boy is silent he''s Being Rude
If Girls walk in group it''s a Group
If Boy walks in a group it''s a Gang
If Girl can''t come for a date she''s Busy
If Boy can''t he''s Lying.;-)
489 chars (4 sms)
Send me msgs only in these timings
MORNING
6AM TO 12PM
NOON
12PM TO 4PM
EVENING
4PM TO 8PM
NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM
baki time tang na karna
153 chars (1 sms)
2 girl frndz
girl 1: Yar ye larkay apas main kaisi batain krtay hain..
Girl 2: waisi hi jaisi hm larkian krti hain..
Girl 1: Astagfirullah itni gandi batain..
161 chars (2 sms)