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India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector
IN
1965
62 chars (1 sms)
Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho
Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...
155 chars (1 sms)
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO
ST__PID
B__DH__
BEWAK__F
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Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U
Ufone
Its all about U
176 chars (2 sms)
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?
GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
160 chars (1 sms)
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.
But
Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]
NOw..
EnJoy
GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
228 chars (2 sms)
Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
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New phrase:
A Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)
118 chars (1 sms)
Fakeer:
"ALLAH k naam per de de baba..
Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...
Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
159 chars (1 sms)
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy
T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy
papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,
165 chars (2 sms)
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
163 chars (2 sms)
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
158 chars (1 sms)
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
106 chars (1 sms)
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana Agaya,
K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile Aa gaya,
JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BABU'''',
Wo Gandu b Date Maar k Aa gaya,
Bari Aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,
Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas Aa gaya,
Ye Ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BABU'''',
Pehle 100 Ka Card Aata Tha Ab EasyLoad b Aa gaya,
Ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,
Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand Agaya;-
438 chars (3 sms)
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?
Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..
Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?
Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..
Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?
Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
439 chars (3 sms)
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,
Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...
Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKA...!
150 chars (1 sms)