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''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana,
Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''
189 chars (2 sms)
''Wife: Gana gaa rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb tum Gati ho to Lgta he Indra Gandhi ga rhi ho
Wife:Lekin Usay to Gana hi nhi ata tha
HSbnd:Te tenu kera anda Ae.''
153 chars (1 sms)
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
150 chars (1 sms)
''1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay.....Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb.
Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,, ***Bhagwaan***gaeb.........''
205 chars (2 sms)
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''
156 chars (1 sms)
''T20 Worldcup me harne k baad
SAEED AJMAL ki ami ne us se kaha:"Beta bazar se dahi la do"
AJMAL ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren gy es liye burqa pehen k nikla.
Bazar mai aik orat ne us se pucha.
"Tum SAEED AJMAL ho na?"
Us ne ghabra k kaha
Nhi to.
Us orat ne kaha:"daro mat, mai SHAHID AFRIDI hon.''
315 chars (2 sms)
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,
Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''
161 chars (2 sms)
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
105 chars (1 sms)
''Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai..
119 chars (1 sms)
''ye zindgi hai ek kamal
bina pese ke nahi koi haal
tum bhi kangal
hum bhi kangal
to phir aao khhelte hn
MISS CALL MISS CALL''
143 chars (1 sms)
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE
SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
136 chars (1 sms)
''1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy
lekin mein nahi bhaga
pata hy ky0n?
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Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''
178 chars (2 sms)
''Larka: tumhari Zulfon sy khelney ko jee chahta hai.....
larki ne wig utari or kaha: Loo khelo per de dena subah university bhi jana hai:-)''
145 chars (1 sms)
In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping
It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)
170 chars (2 sms)
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.
To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.
1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.
2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.
3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.
4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.
5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
453 chars (3 sms)