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Jo muhay sms na karay , us ke mobile main KEERAY per jain.....
yeh dekho, aap nay mujhay sms nahi kia na..... aap ke mobile main keeray per jain gay...
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hahahahahahahahahahah
434 chars (3 sms)
Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.
174 chars (2 sms)
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
128 chars (1 sms)
2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"
163 chars (2 sms)
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
142 chars (1 sms)
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..
139 chars (1 sms)
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .
145 chars (1 sms)
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,
Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
243 chars (2 sms)
kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..?
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koi bat nahin gadhey k bhi nahin hotey...!!!
hows it..!!
290 chars (2 sms)
msge neechay hai....
aur neechay....
aur neechay.....
aur neechay.........
mujhe nahi pata tha k tum aik msge k liyee itna gir sakhtee hoo .......
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
314 chars (2 sms)
Ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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ANSWER
BAAPHIBAAP Chudhary
MA HI MA to BAAP HI BAAP
452 chars (3 sms)
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always
161 chars (2 sms)
Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)
120 chars (1 sms)
TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"
210 chars (2 sms)
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''
182 chars (2 sms)