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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
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70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
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when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL
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maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.
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This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"
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(@) Smiling....
(!.!) Crying...
(;) Angry...
(:) Bored...
(-)Proud...
(o) Hungry...
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(?) Confused...
(-.-)Sleepy Jo marzi shakal bana lo nahana to parega... Good day Dear
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Chaloo yah karoo shabash
Here is a car........
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Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...
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While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
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Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.
"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
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Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
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Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
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Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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