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Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua
Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay
Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?
Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O
Aba: Eida matlab.. ?
"Marasi State Oil"
Hosh kar Oye :->
292 chars (2 sms)
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡
Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,
Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
161 chars (2 sms)
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,
K Hum So Gay To.
Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.
110 chars (1 sms)
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K
Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen
RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai
Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?
MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana
Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti
Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,
To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
367 chars (3 sms)
Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With
"Yes Or No"
Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.
Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!
171 chars (2 sms)
Once A Journalist Asks
Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?
Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti
Hoon... :P ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
If Ur World Is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart Is Beating Fast..
Do U Think Its Luv?
Na Muna...
Its Called Heart Attack!
138 chars (1 sms)
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11
Because It Was
Said By Govinda
In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
131 chars (1 sms)
Principal: Y R U LATE?
Ur Classmates Came
2gether On Time.
Student: Sir,
Sheeps Always
Come Together.
But Lion Always Comes ALONE
148 chars (1 sms)
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
153 chars (1 sms)
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
153 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
139 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??
2negroes Wearin Black Suit
Standin Infront F A White Wal
N Asking 4
a Color Phtograph
139 chars (1 sms)
Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
I Was In Temple
When A Guy Next
To Me Lite A Cigarete
Frm The Arti.
I Was Shocked N
Droped My Beer Bottle
155 chars (1 sms)
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
163 chars (2 sms)