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Karate is a form of martial arts
In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,
Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
182 chars (2 sms)
Children
Are Natural Mimics
Who Act Like
Their Parents,
Despite
Every Effort To Teach Them
Good Manners ... ;->
128 chars (1 sms)
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"
But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
111 chars (1 sms)
Karoge raat ko to rahegi susti
karoge din mein to rahegi chusti
karo kam se kam din mein ek bar
to rahegi tandrusti
Nahin samjhe?
EK SMS
152 chars (1 sms)
4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai
165 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D
129 chars (1 sms)
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?
He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
142 chars (1 sms)
Milli Naghma
Hm Sutti Qaum Hain
Koi Kutti Qaum Hain
Hm Sb Ki Ha Pehchan
Hm Sb Hain
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan
Be_Imaan
Hm Sb Hain
''Be_Imaan !!''
154 chars (1 sms)
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
174 chars (2 sms)
To,
Near
Police Station.
Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob
144 chars (1 sms)
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi
Wah .. Wah.... Wah
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi
Wah
Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
144 chars (1 sms)
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned
From His Presidency..
Now Vote For New President,
Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,
"0345-3932040"
For Bright Fuuture Of
Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!
Thanks..!! :-)
212 chars (2 sms)
Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,
Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi WIRAAN Ho Gayi,
Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,
Aaj Woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!
180 chars (2 sms)
Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!
Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...
161 chars (2 sms)
A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
325 chars (3 sms)