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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho?
Conductor: 24 ghantey..
Passenger: Kaisey?
Cond: 8 ghante bus me..
or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me
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Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha
Wrong Number
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Mathematics And Women R D 2
Most Complicated Things In Dis World.
But,
Mathematics Atleast Has A Logic.
But Girls Dnt Have
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agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?
hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
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Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?
Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga
"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
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Shaadi K Baad ... !
Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"
Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"
Aur
Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny
"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->
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An Accountant
Is A Person
Who Looks At A Girl
Measuring
36-28-36
And
Simply Sayz
"100" ... :p ;->
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Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
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Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
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10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae,
ALLAH PAK Unko Jannat Nasib Kre,
Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein
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Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?
Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai
Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai
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Height of laziness-
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STUDENT sticking CHITS
to answer SHEET..
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Oye Dost
Teri to!
ATeri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Bahut yaad aa rahi hai yaar.
Isliye msg kiya
I Miss U
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Good News-
Nokia N73 FREE
With 1 Kg.
Tomato...
Buy 1Kg.
Tomato
Only for
Rs.12,950.
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U R my best frnd.
Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.
Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi
to me kood jaunga... :)
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