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U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
132 chars (1 sms)
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.
Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
132 chars (1 sms)
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye
130 chars (1 sms)
Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
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Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
165 chars (2 sms)
Dekha Tujhe To Rooh Khush Ho Gayi
Ek Kami Thi Woh Bhi Poori Ho Gayi
Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo Kehte Hain Ki
Chimpanzee Ki Aakhri Nasal Khatam Ho Gayi
149 chars (1 sms)
Osama Bin Laden''s favourite song:
"O Main Nikla
Plane Leke
Raste Mein
New York Mein
Ek Mod Aaya
Main WTC Tod Aaya."
123 chars (1 sms)
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
147 chars (1 sms)
To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
177 chars (2 sms)
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
168 chars (2 sms)
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
150 chars (1 sms)
>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
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>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
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