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Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
193 chars (2 sms)
Benazir Aye Gi...!
Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!
Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!
Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!
Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!
Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->
193 chars (2 sms)
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
157 chars (1 sms)
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :
99% Sound and 1% Advice….
82 chars (1 sms)
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
A: Milk Shake
68 chars (1 sms)
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
141 chars (1 sms)
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
107 chars (1 sms)
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
178 chars (2 sms)
Mausam Mast hai,
Mahol Zabardast hai…
Socha phone karke,
Have a nice day Keh du.
Pata Chala ke
“Iss route ki sabhi line vyast hai.”
137 chars (1 sms)
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???
bcoz
In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
156 chars (1 sms)
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
154 chars (1 sms)
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…
?
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?
?
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
131 chars (1 sms)
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?
Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
151 chars (1 sms)
how to avoid bad dreams @ night...?
very simple yaar
dont remember ur face b4 sleep...
& remember my face for sweet dreams... :-)
149 chars (1 sms)
Whenever u fall...Trust me...i''ll alwayz b dere 2 catch u
..... .\o/
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Oooooooooopzzzz!!!
1 bar aur plzzzzz
I wasnt ready...
209 chars (2 sms)