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zara soocho ager movies k name mein say dil hata ker
anda laga diya jaye to movies k name kaisey hoonge
Hum Anda DAY Chukey Sanam
hum aap k andey mein rehtey hain
anda hai tumhara
andey waley dulhaniya lay jayein gein
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Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
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1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
Writer: 6 Months
Doctor: 2 Months
Lawyer: 1 Months
Professor: 1 week
Student: Pehle ye batao Xam kab hai
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Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga
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ARZ kia hai
teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)
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"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.
sincerely yours
AMITAB BACHAN"
Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai
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Meri Aankhon Ko Sapne Phir Dikha Gaya Koi,
Bujhti Sanson mein Mehak phir Jaga Gaya Koi,
Kya ye Such Much Pyaar hai..
Ya Phir se TOPI Pehna Gya Koi.
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Love in France IS A COMEDY
In England A TRAGEDY
In Italy A WONDER!
In Germany A DRAMA
But
In PAK LOve is a
"National Game"
HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
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1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME
30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
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Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
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My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
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Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
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There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
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Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!
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