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You don''t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her
88 chars (1 sms)
You can''t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it
52 chars (1 sms)
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"
He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
281 chars (2 sms)
Find the most suitable place 4 this note..
''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''
Nhi pata?
Ok i tell u
its..
TOILET... ;->
197 chars (2 sms)
Teri Or Pervaiz Mushrad Ki Ek Adat Same Hai
Janta Hai Kiya ??
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Woh Bhi Kamina Hai Or Tu Bhi
129 chars (1 sms)
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre
yaha se less waha se less,
kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless
or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-
"Oh How Mannerless" !!
150 chars (1 sms)
A 4 Saib
B 4 KasHti
C 4 BillI
D 4 Kutta
E 4 Hathi
F 4 Phankha
Ye Sms Har Unparh Aur Gawar K Mobile Tak Pohanchaiyen
Jaisa K Maine Kia Hai
Aur
Taleem Ko Aam Karain
Humara Khuwab
Parha Likha Pakistan..... ;->
235 chars (2 sms)
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe
Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay
Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay
Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
BeTwEeN A 1000
YesTerDayz & A mI||iOn
ToMmOrOwz, TheRe''s
On|y 1 ToDaY....
&
I WuDn''t |eT DiX DaY
PaSs WiDoUt SaYiNg DiX To U...
ThnX For Being Wid Me .... :)
169 chars (2 sms)
Impact of Movies:
Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai
to impress his girlfriend!! !
130 chars (1 sms)
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busy
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sms màin kuch nàhi
likkhà k àap kø pàrhnà
pàrey gà ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Mango
Orange
Banana
Grapes
&
Apple
Which is sweet?
Guess?
Dont know?
Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.
Ye sab Fruits hai.
Sweet to Aap ho :->
183 chars (2 sms)
Special Offer! Now get daily 500 FREE MINUTES!
This offer is for ALL Numbers of girls from 9pm - 9am.
To activate sms "Your girlfriends no" to 03212535512... ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo
Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo
Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo
Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo
Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo
Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo
1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo
"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..
Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
328 chars (3 sms)
DOOR JAON MEIN RAAT KO JAB
MAA BAAP SOTE NAHI
TO BACHA KEHTA HAI
SO JAO WARNA
EK AUR BACHA HO JAIGA
114 chars (1 sms)