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Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy
Husband: hw CAn u say dat?
Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
165 chars (2 sms)
Ek Din 1 Farishta Janwaroo Ko Unki Zat Bata Raha Tha
Sher-Jutt
Cheeta-Rajput
Hathi-Butt
Zebra-MAlik
Khota-Pathan
Khota Replid O Pai Jee Mai Khota hi Theek Aan
165 chars (2 sms)
Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "
She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
152 chars (1 sms)
What is the height of kind heartedness?
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Its "me" messaging u
inspite of d busy schedule!
145 chars (1 sms)
Boy: From D day im ur frnd,
i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.
Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE
wit me!
Boy: SHUT UP,
U made my pocket empty....
171 chars (2 sms)
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another
"I kissd ur mom last n8"
whole bar was waitin 4
d othr Guy''s response.
He laughs&says:
"Lets go home dad,
U r drunk".
178 chars (2 sms)
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can"t live widout my
friend.. ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena
Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou
Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena
Kya.....????
Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi
Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->
278 chars (2 sms)
0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.
ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua
mera mob no. to he.tum SMS karte
raho
137 chars (1 sms)
Kya aap jante hai
ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?
wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.
waise aap iss waqt
kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)
165 chars (2 sms)
One Technical question:
Where do u find MANGOES..?
NO,it is nt on mango tree
Fruit shop?
NO wrong
ANS
where ever WOMAN goes
Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!
183 chars (2 sms)
Har khushi hasi Mange Apse,
Har phol khushbu mange Apse,
itni Roshani ho Apki jindagi mei, ki...
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"khud bijali wale connection Mange Apse."
180 chars (2 sms)
If money doesn''t grow den why do banks have branches?
WhY does a round Pizza come in a square box?
WhY doesn''t glue,Stick to its bottle?
WhY do U still call it building when its already built?
If its true that we are here to help others,what are others here for?
We are a Funny Bunch of people...........
Living in a seriously Funny World............. ;->
371 chars (3 sms)
Teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->
136 chars (1 sms)