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A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!
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Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.
Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.
Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
154 chars (1 sms)
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
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Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
171 chars (2 sms)
50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha
oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he
k beta aise mat ro,varna
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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.
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2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
146 chars (1 sms)
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
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Balance Rs 00.00
Please recharge your account.
!!ONE TIME OFFER!!
Recharge your account free!!! Dial 03453053967 and say "FREE RECHARGE". Talk time worth Rs 250
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What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!!
150 chars (1 sms)
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
141 chars (1 sms)
Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein milate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?
165 chars (2 sms)