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Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?
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guess..!
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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...
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Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.
Dr.NOKIA said
"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
171 chars (2 sms)
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
406 chars (3 sms)
@@@ DUAA @@@
Tuje aisi bemari lage,
Tu burhape mei b kanwara lage,
Darjan bhar hon bachey tere,
Tu phir b larkiyon ko piyara lage...
145 chars (1 sms)
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,
Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,
Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
169 chars (2 sms)
Agar koi aj
k din ap se
kahe k
AP KHUBSURAT HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k moo per thapper do
Q k wo
AuGusT k maheney
mein
APRIL FOOL Mana raha hai.............
189 chars (2 sms)
Ek bar ik ladke ka rishta nahi ho raha tha. Kisi ne kaha ki baba
Mannt Lal ke darshan kar aao. Maa aur beta dono chal diye. Parvat
par chadte waqt maa ka panv fisal gaya aur maa khai mein gir gayee
to ladka bola.
"" ya khuda teri khudai, apni te milli nahi bapu di vi gvai ".
280 chars (2 sms)
Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.
Daughter: I want to do BBA.
Father: what is that?
Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki
''B''ike par
''A''sh!!!!!
155 chars (1 sms)
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
163 chars (2 sms)
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
155 chars (1 sms)
Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai
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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!
143 chars (1 sms)
A man speaks frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there.
The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?"
And the man replies, "No, just spots."
237 chars (2 sms)
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
197 chars (2 sms)