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My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
175 chars (2 sms)
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
175 chars (2 sms)
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
175 chars (2 sms)
Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!
Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?
Boy: Not now, its Raining....
170 chars (2 sms)
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
162 chars (2 sms)
Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....
107 chars (1 sms)
ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm
SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....
172 chars (2 sms)
MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:
Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".
Salary:
10,000
Medical:
Free
Home Rent:
Free
Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
+
MEDIL
+
USA Tour
+
Group Photo
With BUSH.
Dozakh Me.
What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
338 chars (3 sms)
I''m Sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....
168 chars (2 sms)
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
234 chars (2 sms)
Jis tarha 1 machhar marnay say ap SHIKARI nahi ban jaogay.......
Theek usi tarah.../
2-3 sms karnay say aap BHIKARI nahi ban jao gay.....
178 chars (2 sms)
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.....
195 chars (2 sms)
Some Translations in Urdu...!!
Wassup babe..?
=
Munni,upar kya hai..?
Listen buddy,dat chick is mine..!
=
Suno dost,wo murghi meri hai..!
R u nuts..?
=
Kya aap akhrot hain..?
Rock da party..!
=
Patthar maro jashan mein..!
Lets hangout..,
=
Chalo bahar lataktey hain.....
296 chars (2 sms)
Why Pakistan is not progressing ...?
Because out of Population of 16 Crore ...
-4 crore retired.
-2 Crore in State Govt.
-2 crore in central. Govt. (who dont work)
-1 crore IT prof. ( they dont work for Pakistan)
-2 crore are under 5 yrs.
-3 crore are unemployed.
-1.2 crore you can find anytime in Hospitals.
-Statistics says that 79,99,998 people anytime in jail.
- REST LEFT TWO YOU & ME..
- AT PRESENT YOU ARE BUSY READING MY SMS..
- SO HOW CAN I HANDLE PAKISTAN ALONE.....
500 chars (4 sms)
Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...
...
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...
...
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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
106 chars (1 sms)