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Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!
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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
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Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!
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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!
202 chars (2 sms)
Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....
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A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........
193 chars (2 sms)
2 bachon ki baywa maa chothi dafa shadi kar rahe thee,
theek nikah k waqt dosra bacha ronay laga,
maa boli:"chup ho jao warna agli dafa sath nahi laon gi".......
164 chars (2 sms)
A simple bye make us cry,
A simple joke make us laugh,,
Simple care make us fall in love.
I hope my simple SMS make u think of me...!!!
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Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,
Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,
Yun To or Log Bhi Aap Ko sms Kerte Hain Lekin,
Har sms Hamare Jaisa Shandar Nahi Hota.....
163 chars (2 sms)
Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo''n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main....... ;->
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A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"
Friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Father to Son: samney ghar wali larki ko dekh............. har exam mein first aati hai
Son: Dad.............! usi ko tu dekhta raha, isiliye tu fail hogya hoon... ;->
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If A Girl Call U "BHAI". So Dont Get Angry Coz..
Bhai Stands For
B: Best
H: Husband
A: Among
I: Ideals
Now Feel Proud To b "Bhai" Of All Girls.... ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Jab koi Baat Bigar Jaye
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Jab koi Mushkil Par Jaye
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Tou
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ToU MaIn Kia Karun
:Khud BhugTo".. ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .
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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
168 chars (2 sms)
A brand new love story......
In theatres this august..
Starring:
George W Bush
Condoleezza Rize
Tony Blair
Pamela Anderson
Special guest appearance:
Bill Clinton
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Introducing the villain - Osama Bin Laden..
Music by Gen Pervez Reshamiya..
Item number by Monica lewinsky..
Khabi Al-Qaeda Na Kehna.. :d
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When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''
They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
292 chars (2 sms)