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What is education ?What is education ?
According to section 56(b) of Students Act, 1932,
"It is the process of wasting 1/3rd of ur life in
learning how to waste the remaining 2/3rd."
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Father: Raat ko tum peekar room me gir gaye the.
Son: kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajah se hua.
4 dost, 4 bottle aur... saala peene wala sirf ek.
155 chars (1 sms)
Woh aayi muskuraee,
usne kaha,humne suna,
woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,
woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,
bas keh hi diya...
"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."
170 chars (2 sms)
I met money.
I said u r just a piece of paper.
Money smiled n said
ofcourse i''m a piece of paper
but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.
152 chars (1 sms)
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???
Teacher:Haan Bilkul....
Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
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EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....
EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....
150 chars (1 sms)
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.
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A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That''s why it''s so special!
219 chars (2 sms)
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,Birthday,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.
Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.
Samajdar ho; Umeed hai,MSG bhejte rahoge.
154 chars (1 sms)
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
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Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho
to usko COW k samne le jao.
Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena
ki dimag me GOBAR hai,
agar pas ayi to samajh lena
k BHUSA hai.
171 chars (2 sms)
50 - 50 kos dur jab koi bachha
oon oon karke rota hai to ma kehti he
k beta aise mat ro,varna
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bada hoke HIMESH RESHAMMIYA ban jaega.
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2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
146 chars (1 sms)
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
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