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The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
94 chars (1 sms)
PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$
180 chars (2 sms)
jab hamare sar per baal hote thay
hum babar ali se ziada bakamal hote thay
patjhar aaya gulshan weeraan ho gaya
main aaina daikh ker khud hi hairaan ho gaya
angrayi leti zulfoon ke jagah
qadafi stadium ka maidan ho gaya
23 ramzan ki shab hum chat per ja baithay
aglay roz parosi eid mana baithay
ab apni tind ka bhi kia lashkara hai
baal nahi to kia eid ka chaand to hamara hai../ ;->
405 chars (3 sms)
Goverment nay laga diya SmokinG pay bann..
Toyae Zoyae Aain Gain../ :-D
75 chars (1 sms)
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...
MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->
140 chars (1 sms)
The Most InteresTinG ThinG abouT thiS sMs is thaT by The Time U Realize That NothinG is WriTTen in iT..
iT WouLd bE Too LaTe For U To Stop Reading iT... ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between BAKRA & BAKRI ? Circuit:-SIMPLE BHAI Patthar Mar Kar Dekho Ager BHAGA to BAKARA Aur BHAGI to BAKARI.
140 chars (1 sms)
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!
144 chars (1 sms)
When Somebody.... Who''s Deeply In Love Wid U
Tells U That
U r Cure, Cute, BeautiFul, Angelic....
I Agree That''s True....
Believe Me...
I Can Swear....
Coz
Love Is Blind....... ;->
210 chars (2 sms)
Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad
Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(
748 chars (5 sms)
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?
466 chars (3 sms)
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
133 chars (1 sms)
Q: Where do Pakistani batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.
73 chars (1 sms)
Shadi Se Pehle Larka:
"Darling! Tum Nahi Tu Mein NAhi Aur MAin NAhi Tu TUm Nahi "
Shadi K Baad Larka:
"Aaj Ya Tu NAhi Ya Main NAhi... ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
Can U Tell Me The Answer
Of
Sun + Lion + 1/4.......????
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Socho....!!!!
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Nahi Pata...???
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Ans:
Aftab Sher Pao........ ;->
289 chars (2 sms)