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Boy : From The Day I''m ur Frnd, I''m Not Able To Eat, Drink, Smoke. . . . ! ! !
Girl: How Sweet , So U R Madly In Love With Me. . . ? ? ?
Boy: Shut Up ! U Made My Pocket Empty. . . . ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
I Saw A Dream Last Night That All Angels Had Died. . . .
Plz Give Me A Message . . .
That U''re Still In The World . . . :->
134 chars (1 sms)
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .
Tabb
Aisa
Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
251 chars (2 sms)
You Are
"ABCDEFGHIJKL"
A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant
C - Cute
D - Dashing
E - Exciting
F - Fantastic
G - Great
H - Humorous
I - Intelligent
J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .
223 chars (2 sms)
"MY Principle"
If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....
But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!
139 chars (1 sms)
Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''
161 chars (2 sms)
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai,
Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan Mat Chale Jana
Warna Murde Kahe Uthange, Abhi Hum Bhi Jinda Hai..
150 chars (1 sms)
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha
166 chars (2 sms)
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?
Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
94 chars (1 sms)
Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua
Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge
Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi
Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->
161 chars (2 sms)
Teacher asked : What is Ur caste
Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
fir Sharma ho gaye
abhi hai Darzi
Aage Mummy ki marzi
141 chars (1 sms)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .
125 chars (1 sms)
chaahey gilaa kero ,
chaahey shikwaa kero ,
mobile ka mtlab ha k ,
:: SmS Kia keroo ::
"sms boy
107 chars (1 sms)
A RoSe Rs. 10
A cArd Rs. 25
A lUnch Rs. 200
MoviE Rs. 150
But A fRen LikE U iS *pRicElEss*
ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P
175 chars (2 sms)
Life Means ENJOY ,
ENJOY means Mobile ,
Mobile Means SmS,
SmS mEans ...
"salla muft da syapaa"
107 chars (1 sms)