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PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL
As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More
CuTe
SMARTER
&
AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
227 chars (2 sms)
Aap ka roz subha ko
Hamare ghar aana
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna
kabhi ghusey se chillana k
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
237 chars (2 sms)
Never Mind People. . .
When They Say U''re Mad
B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You
M = Make
A = A
D= Difference. . .
131 chars (1 sms)
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l ''.o
l /l\ Faansi
l JL
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DAFA 302 ke tehet.
Ye bhi teri tarha SMS Nahi karta thA
LATKA DALA
135 chars (1 sms)
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,
Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,
jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,
wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,
aey
chal chal
hawa
aane de
172 chars (2 sms)
7:30- coffee
9:30- breakfast
12:30- juice
2:30- lunch
4:30- tea
6:00- snacks
9:30- dinner
time time pe khana malum hai..
bas msg time pe karna malum nahi
166 chars (2 sms)
" Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money
135 chars (1 sms)
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
138 chars (1 sms)
A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
211 chars (2 sms)
Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.
Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?
Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...
136 chars (1 sms)
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
175 chars (2 sms)
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;
Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;
Shakspeare used 2 study in street light
Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;
"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
186 chars (2 sms)
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"
student:,#@! #@#$#
Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya
Student:Same is the situation here
158 chars (1 sms)
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
112 chars (1 sms)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
103 chars (1 sms)