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ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
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Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
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BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina he
MAN:kyu 1coffe to Rs.3 ki he
B:Saab sath me girl frnd b he
M:bhikari hokar b GF banali
B:Nai saab GF ne bhikari banadiya
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An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !
How. . . ? ? ?
The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->
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Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"
Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"
Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->
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What is the full form of "M.B.N.P." ? ? ?
"Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata" . . . ;->
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Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .
And Say . . . . .
"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->
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I know
U Are
So So So
BuSy
But
For
3 seconds Think Of Me
1
2
3
Feeling Sweet Na . . .
Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->
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Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->
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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
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If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be
Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye
Kaho Na Ramzan Hai
Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam
Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz
Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai
Aa Ab Namaz Parhain
Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha
Molana Aap K Hain Kon
Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge
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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
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Evolution Of Man
Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
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Arz Kia Hai..
Shaam Jawaan hai..
Wah Wah
Shaam Jawaan Hai..
Wah Wah
Gour Farmaiye Ga..
Shaam Jawaan Hai..
Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->
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