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RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO
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Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.
Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.
Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
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Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,
ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,
aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,
SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!
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what has teachnolgy done????
ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the
or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai
hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
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Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai
IceCreAm Se Hy Larai
MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai
Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia
Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia
HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)
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Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
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Wah Wah Wah
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
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Majnu Itna Nacha
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Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->
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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
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What’s The Height Of Hope
Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself
“MAN DONâ€T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED†;->
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1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
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A Touching Story. . .
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
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Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .
Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
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Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
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Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;-
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
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Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!
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