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Raju: Meet my Wife Tina.
Raghu: Oh! I know her.
Raju: How?
Raghu: V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Raju: What d Hell?
Raghu: 10yrs ago, In d History Class... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Headlines of 2025
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
493 chars (4 sms)
Mom:Beta kyu ro rahy ho..?
Beta: techr ne mara hai muje..
Mom: Kyu mara..?
Beta: Meine usko murghi kaha tha..
Mom: Kyu kaha..?
Beta: usne muje test mein anda jo diya tha... ;->
195 chars (2 sms)
If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?
Who Cares?? ..... ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
Aap Ki Baaho''n Main Phool Khilte Rahenge
Aankho''n Main Intizar K Diye Jalte Rahenge
Dua Hai Khuda Se K Aap Khush Raho
Baaqi Tung Tou Hum Aap K Kerte Rahenge . . . ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker
It Means
Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Wada Tou Nahi kerte Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Ye Hi Rahegi Aap Ko Satayenge
Zarurat Pare Tou Dil Se Pukarna
POTTY Bhi Ker Rahe Honge Tou Bina Dhoye Chale Aayenge . . . ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Kahee''n Andhera Tou Kahee''n Shaam Ho Gi
Meri Har Khushi Tere Naam Ho Gi
Kuch Maang Tou Dekh Ae Dost
Bijli'' Telephone, Gas Ka bill Aur
Qarz Me Doobi Hui Property Tere Naam Hogi . . . ;->
203 chars (2 sms)
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log
Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K
Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya
Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya
Kaafi Waqt Hua Aap Ka Koi Sms Nahi Aaya . . . ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Hazaro lrkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum niklay
Hazaron lerkiyan aisi k
Her lerki pe dum nikle
Per jis lerki pe dum nikle
Us ki behan us se b udham niklay... ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..
Paani k bina tu Poty dho nahi sakti...
mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti... ;->
141 chars (1 sms)
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???
Need Nt To Think Hard
It’s Simple Yaar
A TYRE . . . ;->
224 chars (2 sms)