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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”
Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” ;-
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Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???
Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
200 chars (2 sms)
AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :
Study = Don''t Fail
Don''t Study = Fail
Add These Equations . . .
Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail
Take Common
Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)
Hence V Get
Study = Fail . . . ;->
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Doctor mariz ke peeche bhaag raha tha. People asked kya hua?
Doc 4baar aisa hua.. sala brain operation krwane aata hai aur hair cut karwake bhag jata hai.. ;->
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A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .
But
A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts
"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->
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A person who surrenders when he''s WRONG, is HONEST. A
person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who
surrenders even if he''s RIGHT, is a HUSBAND..!
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Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .
Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai
Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno
"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .
Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .
Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .
1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo
1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->
228 chars (2 sms)
Dil me Tum
Dharkn me Tum
Asman me Tm
Zamen me Tum
Ankhon me Tum
Jahan dekho
Tum hi Tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.
JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,
Na koi apke pass ho,
Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,
To samajh len k aap...???
BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england..?
GUESS!
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AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
A Man Has A Crow . . .
Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
What Does He Call It. . . ???
Any Guesses
Don’t Know
He Calls It
My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->
222 chars (2 sms)
What''s The Vector Form Of Sridevi. . . ?
ANS : - TABU!!!!
Confused. . . ?
Why. . . ?
Ok I''l Tell U. . .
Because.
Sridevi Did CHANDNI & Tabu Did CHANDNI BAR . . . ;->
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Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
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