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No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
1.mobile
2.automobile
3.girlfriend
Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
140 chars (1 sms)
A Girl May Not Help U To Get Lots Of Salary
But. . .
Salary May Help U To Get Lots Of Girls. . .
So, Love Ur Work Not Girls. . . ;->
145 chars (1 sms)
True Quote. . .
A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .
&
A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .
Strange But True. . . ;->
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Jis Terha ek Machhar
Maarne Se App
SHIKARI
NahI Ban Jaoge
Theek Ussi Terha
2-3 Sms Kerne Se
Aap BHIKARI
Nahi Ban jaoge... :P
162 chars (2 sms)
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai
Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???
Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)
Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
Ek Pyari Si Surat
Ek Masoom Sa Cehra
Jheel C Aankhain
Kuch Meethi Baatain
Ek Nazu Ada
Kuch Masti Kuch Maza
Sab Se Alag Sab Se Juda
Thnx Mere Baare Me Ye Sab Kuch Parha . . . ;->
225 chars (2 sms)
Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..
Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..
Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->
467 chars (3 sms)
This is "Top Secret"
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This is Bottom Secret ;->
221 chars (2 sms)
I
Looked
4
U
Up
Down
Left
Right
Here
There
Everywhere
just
2
sprAy
MORTEIN.... ;->
194 chars (2 sms)
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..
Think..
Say this fast in American accent.
"There was a cold day!" ;->
191 chars (2 sms)
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than
Electricity,
But
Gives
More
Light.
So
ALways
SmiLe
and
Prove
that
U
r
the
Best
"Tube Light" ;->
179 chars (2 sms)
ek adbi sher arz kia hai:
meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~
sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray
120 chars (1 sms)