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Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.
Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.
Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.
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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)
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Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....
Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
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Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
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Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.
Dhoom do (2)
Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga
"PAA DO"
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Best error message of the century.....!!!!
An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
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My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U
Meiny ghor se dekha hai.
k aap ka naam
N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.
BE HAPPY ;->
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GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
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Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn
Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!
Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na
Matlab
Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
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Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.
Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.
Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?
Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
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*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...
Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
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1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
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1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:
Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.
Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
250 chars (2 sms)
I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!
Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).
Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.
Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.
Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)
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Har Safar me Aapka sath Hum denge,
Aapne Pyar ki saugat
Hum Denge,
Girne lage to hath hum denge,
Or
Na bhi gire to?
1 laat hum denge.
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