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A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
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If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be
Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye
Kaho Na Ramzan Hai
Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam
Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz
Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai
Aa Ab Namaz Parhain
Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha
Molana Aap K Hain Kon
Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge
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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
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Evolution Of Man
Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1
Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia
Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao
Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye
Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo
Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo
Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
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Arz Kia Hai..
Shaam Jawaan hai..
Wah Wah
Shaam Jawaan Hai..
Wah Wah
Gour Farmaiye Ga..
Shaam Jawaan Hai..
Aur Uska Baap Major Hai.... ;->
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RAJUS''s wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
RAJU-main TV aur paper me add dunga ki jaha kahi bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO
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Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.
Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.
Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
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Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,
k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,
ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,
aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,
SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!
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what has teachnolgy done????
ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the
or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai
hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
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Mausam Ne Li Angrai
Aur Hum Ne Phad Li Razai
IceCreAm Se Hy Larai
MongphaLi Hi Sirf Ghr Main Aai
Cold Drink Se Muun Mor Lia
Chai Cofee Se Nata Jor Lia
HaPpY WiNtEr . . . :)
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Arz Kiya Hy.
.
.
Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
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Wah Wah Wah
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya
.
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Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->
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What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
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What’s The Height Of Hope
Sitting In The Examination Hall Holding The Question Paper In Hand And Telling Urself
“MAN DONâ€T WORRY. . . EXAMS CAN B POSTPONED†;->
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1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
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A Touching Story. . .
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
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