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Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash kardiya
ha ha ha
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A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
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Dual heart attack message
girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now
girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you
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husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga
tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
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NAAM MAIN SHAMIL KHOON HAI, KHOON MAIN SHAMIL QATAL E TAMANA HAI. KARIEN KIS SAY SHIKAYAT JAHAN MAIN SHAH, LAGA SAB KAY HATON PAR APNI MOHABAT KA KHOON HAI........................
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JO GUFTUGU NAHI WO BAT BHI SUNA DOUNGA, TO EK BAR TO MIL SAB GILAY MITA DOUNGA. MAJAL HAI MUJHAY TUJH SAY KOI JUDA KAR DAY TO JAHAN JAYE GI MAIN TUJHAY SADA DOUNGA. TERI GALI MAIN BHOT DIER SAY KHARTA HUN MAGAR, KISI NEY POCH LIYA TO JAWAB KIYA DOUNGA. YUHIN UDDAS RAHA TO DEHKNA EK DIN, TAMAM SEHAR MAIN TANHAYIAN BICHA DOUNGA. WO DARD HI NA RAHA WARNA AYE SHAH MUJHAY GUMAN BHI NA THA KAY MAIN TUJHAY BHULA DOUNGA...........
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Sardarni ne sardar se kaha me kapre nichor nichor ker thak gye hun mujhe ek spinner chahiye
to
Sardar doosre din Shahid Afridi le aaya
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humari pyas ka andaz bhi bohat munfarid hai ADEEB
kabhi daryaon ko thukrate hain to kabi anson tak pi jate hain
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SHIDAT-E-DARD SAY SHARMINDA NAHI MERI WAFA
JIN SAY RISHTAY GEHRAY HON WO ZAKHAM BHI GEHRAY DAITE HAIN
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boohat kharaab hai mahool iss zamanay ka
ghar se nikla karoo Maa Baap ki dua le kar
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When you are in trouble,
don’t ever say,”Hey God!, I have big problem”
instead
say,”Hey Problem, I have big GOD!”
and everything will be fine….
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1 larki bus stop pe naqaab men kharri huwi the
Aadmi bike pe aaya or kaha
lift chahiye kya?
larki boli.
abu main hun
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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks the best.
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Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry,
flirting is still free
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