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Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil rahi hain.
Police:Kon hai wo ?
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
157 chars (1 sms)
Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?
Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh
Hot coffee Rs.15
Cold coffee.45:-
158 chars (1 sms)
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.
155 chars (1 sms)
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
157 chars (1 sms)
Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...
Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)
152 chars (1 sms)
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
136 chars (1 sms)
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?
2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
178 chars (2 sms)
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.
Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
182 chars (2 sms)
WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.
145 chars (1 sms)
True Lovers
Are Like Upper & Lower Eyelids!
They Often Meet
Because They Miss Each Other
...n
When They Meet,
They Don't See The World Around...!!
165 chars (2 sms)
~*~ Beauty Of L()\/E ~*~
A Middle Class Boy Asks
His High Class Girlfriend. . .
"If I Go Very Poor, Will You
...Expect Me...???"
Girl Hugs Him N Says:
I M Always With You...
Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes
You ? ?
Girl Kissed The Boy
N Says:
"I M Sure That Would B You..." ? ?
307 chars (2 sms)
Aae Umr-E-Rawaan Aahsta Chal
Abhi Khasa Karz Chukana Hae,
Kuch Khuwaab Hain Jin Ko Likhna Hae,
Aur Tabeer Ki Surat Deni Hae,
Kuch Log Hain Ujrey Dil Waley,
Jinhain Apni Muhabbat Deni Hai,
Kuch Phool Hae Jin Ko Chunna Hae Aur Haar Ki Surat Deni Hae,
Kuch Apni Neendain Baaqi Hain,
Jinhain Bantna Hai Kuch Logo Mae,:Aur Un Ko Rahat Deni Hae,
:Aae Umr-E-Rawan Aahista Chal,
Abhi Khaasa Karz Chukana Hae....!!!!
432 chars (3 sms)
To Achieve Something We've To Cross 3 Stages...
1. Insult...
2. Opposition...
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3. Acceptance...
Fools Stop At The 1st..
Losers Stop At The 2nd..
WINNERS Cross The 3rd...
196 chars (2 sms)
Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai
Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,
Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,
Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai
Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.
448 chars (3 sms)
Woh Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai K,
Tum Be-hadd Shor Machati Ho,
Jab Pyaar Se Mujhe Bulao Gey,
Tab Dorr K Mein To Aaon Gi
Tab Paayal Meri Chankay Gi,
Paayal Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Jab Meri Kalaai Pakro Gey,
Tab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,
Jab Choori Meri Khankay Gi,
Choori Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Jab Aankh Teri Dumkay Gi,
Jab Jazbay Shoor Machein Gey,
Jazboon Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Gee!
Mere Jhumkay Se Jab Tum Kheelo Gey,
Wo Gaal Ko Meri Choomain Gey,
Bey Chain Se Tum Ho Jaoo Gey
Ik Lehar Uthay Gi Seenay Mein!
Us Lehar Ka Shoor To Ho Ga Hee!
Wo Aksar Mujhse Kehta Hai
Tum Bey Hadd Shoor Machati Ho!
667 chars (5 sms)