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If You Can't
F o r g e t
Your 'EX'
You Will Never
T r u s t
Your 'NEXT' . . . ;)
90 chars (1 sms)
While choosing a book,
1month B4 exam
We refer to
"Foreign Authors"
10 days B4 exam
"Local Author"
&
On Da day ov exam
V r da ''Authors''! =P
165 chars (2 sms)
Wo Aksar Mujh Se Kehti Thi..
WAFA HAI ZAAt AURAT KI...
Mager Jo Mard Hotay Hain,
Boht Be'dard Hotay Hain,
Kisi Bhanwray Ki Surat Gul Ki Khushbu Loot
Jatay Hain..
Suno.!
Tum Ko Qasam Meri,
Rawayat Torr Dena Tum,
Na Tanha Chhorr K Jana,
Na Ye Dil Torr K Jana,
Mager Phir Youn Hua Mohsin.!
Mujhe Anjaan Rastay Per,
Akela Chhorr Ker Us Ne,
Mera Dil Torr Ker Us Ne,
Mohabat
Chhorr Di Us Ne,"WAFA HAI ZAAT AURAT KI ,"
Riwayat Torr Di Us Ne....
480 chars (3 sms)
KaL Shaam Tere Ghar Qayam Kis Ka Tha ?
Na Tha K0i Musafir To Ehtmam Kis Ka Tha?
Likh Likh K Ch00mti Rahi Jis Ko RaaT Bhar.!
Humen Bhi Batao W0 Naam Kis Ka Tha?
Jis Ko SuN K R0 Pare EhLe-e-MehfiL.!
Itna Bheegta Hua Anjam Kis Ka Tha ?
Humen Pe K Hosh Na Raha SaQi.!
W0 Haath Kis Ka Tha W0 Jaam Kis Ka Tha...!!!
329 chars (3 sms)
If U Trust Sum1,
Trust Till The End;
Whatever The Results May Be"
In The End Either U'll Have A Very
Good Relation
Or A Very Good Lesson....
157 chars (1 sms)
Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
Bhul Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
Laut Ayen To Kya Tamasha Ho.
370 chars (3 sms)
Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..
126 chars (1 sms)
Sardar Ne Machis Li Or
Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul
Gai
Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi
Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh
Leta Hun.
163 chars (2 sms)
Sardar! Ik sawal ka
jawab to do,
WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi
hoti?
Pathan! Nahi pata?
Sardar! Dastaney ki...
124 chars (1 sms)
KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
...
*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar
366 chars (3 sms)
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
166 chars (2 sms)
Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
161 chars (2 sms)
Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,
161 chars (2 sms)
Shoaib Akhtar Ne
Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr
Chup Kra Diya "FARAZ"
Keh "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh
Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah
Se Gift Kr Diya.
137 chars (1 sms)
Hum to england me chanda
jama ker rahay they
Faraz
unhon nay to match fixing
ka ilzaam laga dia:)
101 chars (1 sms)