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Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?
Q?
Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
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Height of dedication
Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?
Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
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Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai?
Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare
Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski
student: Apki beti.
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Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R
Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
Class Rooms R Like Train 1st 2 Bench R Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP
Middle 2 R General Compartment N Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!
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Teacher: Ohm's law sunao.
student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .
Teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.
Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)
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Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache
School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay
Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
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Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,
but
f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-
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Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!
Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...
Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...
Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P
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1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?
2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?
3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?
5.cell in place of a pen ?
If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!
U r a perfect student ;-)
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Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?
Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI
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1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
Koi kehta meri qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
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Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?
Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon
Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?
Aj to itwar ha..
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Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“
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pathan:doctor sahab apko taankay laganay attay hay?
doctor: haan attay hain kaha laganay hain?
pathan: ye lo chappal pay laga do.
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Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
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