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A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace
and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!
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Because that was the DEAL ..!
138 chars (1 sms)
American: Can U swim?
Pathan: No
American: Dog is Better den u
bcz It Swims
Pathan: Can u swim?
American: Yes
Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.
167 chars (2 sms)
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
jeevan main laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar,
subhkamna hamari kare sweekar.
!!!Merry Christmas!!!
150 chars (1 sms)
Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,
Wah wah
Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,
double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
134 chars (1 sms)
u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D
141 chars (1 sms)
Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL
Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
90 chars (1 sms)
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
114 chars (1 sms)
Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum
faraz
magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili
oohhhh.. :))
123 chars (1 sms)
4 saal lgtay hen insan ko agrarian bn'ne me
phir
chahy sari umr lagy raho
wapis insan nhe bnta :)
99 chars (1 sms)
Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/
163 chars (2 sms)
Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D
154 chars (1 sms)
Break My Heart
Destroy My Soul
And
Leave Me Crying
I'd Still
Love You
And
I Don't Expect You To
Love Me In Return ...
118 chars (1 sms)
It HuRtS wHeN wE
rIsK oUr
HEART
&
It EnDs uP bEiNg
BROKEN
bUt
WhAt hUrTs MoRe iS
wHeN wE
STILL
HoLd On WhEn wE
aLrEaDy KnOw
We ArE wAiTiNg FoR
NOTHING ... =(
158 chars (1 sms)
My EyEs LiE ...
My SmIlE DeCieVeS ..
NoW nOtHiNG Is LeFt ..
JuSt PaLe AuTuMn LeAvE ...
AnD
My ...
BrOkEn HeArT tHat BlEeDs ....
133 chars (1 sms)
Alone I Sit Here
Empty And Cold
The Light Beckons Me
It Forces Me To
Be Okay
Hidden Away My
Feelings Are
Showing No Emotions Is
How I Am
I Have To Fight
To Be Alive
I Have To Pretend
To Care
The World Crushed
My Dream
Yet It Forces Me To be
I Once Was Alive
Now I Just Survive ...
293 chars (2 sms)