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Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan
167 chars (2 sms)
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
160 chars (1 sms)
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
164 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
279 chars (2 sms)
Wasi shah¤
¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.
Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho,
Me khud ko bhool jata hon
Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho,
Me dunya bhol jata hun.
443 chars (3 sms)
Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
299 chars (2 sms)
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. :D
89 chars (1 sms)
Aaj ki iss barish mein...
phir wohi si boondein hain
phir wohi si thundak hy
...phir wohi sa sab kuch hy
par
Aaj ki iss barish mein..
sath tum nahi ho tou ...
aankh num si kitni hy
saans tung si kitni hy
rooh piyasi kitni hy
ye udaasi kitni hy
Aaj ki iss barish mein
274 chars (2 sms)
Boy: I wanna see you,I miss you.
Girl: I miss you too
Boy: Wanna hang out??
Girl : Of course Where?
Boy: In your arms....!!! ?
126 chars (1 sms)
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..
or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
120 chars (1 sms)
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
116 chars (1 sms)
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein
aisey he nahi pagal khane bane
Aaj,
Raat,
Thik, 12, Baje
, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
240 chars (2 sms)
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Ye Duniya Jhoot Kehti Hy,
…Tumhe Hum Se Nahi Ulfat,
Chalo Hum Maan Lete Hain,
Tumhari Be’qrari Ki,
Wajha Kuch Aur Hi Hogi,
Nigaahen Mujse Milte Hi,
Tumhare Muskrane Ka,
Sabab Kuch Aur Hi Hoga,
Jise Km’fehm Logon Ne,
Mohabbat Naam De Daala,
Mgr Itna Bataa Do Tum,
Bicharte Waqt Jan-E-Jaan!
Palat Kr Dekh K Hum Ko,
Tumhari Jheel Si Aankhen,
Chalakti Ja Rhi Thi Kyun…??
Hame Tarpaa Rhi Thi Kyun…….?
421 chars (3 sms)
“HIMMAT FAN”
Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.
Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.
Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha
Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..
Haath Ka Pankha
“HIMMAT FAN”
Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…
“HIMMAT FAN"
257 chars (2 sms)
Internet te Kuri phsaaayi
Internet te ho gayi sagaayi
Internet te hi divorce ho gaya
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Es bahaane mittraan da computer da course ho gaya............
188 chars (2 sms)