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Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
140 chars (1 sms)
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,
Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
139 chars (1 sms)
Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
160 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
147 chars (1 sms)
Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao
Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
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Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)
139 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.
PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,
Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
150 chars (1 sms)
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
168 chars (2 sms)
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!
Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
176 chars (2 sms)
# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
162 chars (2 sms)
Doctor Pathan K Bachhey Ko Dekh Kar Bola Bohat Khubsurat Hy! Kitney Maah Ka Hy?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
138 chars (1 sms)
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
141 chars (1 sms)
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya
Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
164 chars (2 sms)
Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?
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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D
155 chars (1 sms)
Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai
Khushiyan Bhi Hoon Gee ” Baharain Bhi Hoon Gee
Magar Hum To Guzry December Ki Sochoon Mein Gum Hain
Keh” Jab Tu Mere Paas Thi
Hath Tera Mere Hath Mein tha
Aor Khushiyan Chaar Su Hamary Sath Thin
Magar Ab Akele Tumhain Sochty Hain
Yahi Khof Daman Se Lipta Hua Hai
Keh”
Aisa Na Ho Es Baras Bhi December
Tumhary Bina He Kahin Beet Jay
December To Har Saal Aata Rahy Ga
Magar Tum Na Ho Gy To Kuch Bhi Na Ho Ga !
Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai !
486 chars (4 sms)
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".
Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
153 chars (1 sms)