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Pathan:
Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy
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1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??
Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
229 chars (2 sms)
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno
Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to
Dil ki sunno
.............
Waha say bhi jawab na aae to
....
Ankhain band kar ke
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socho
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ke
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ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
234 chars (2 sms)
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=
.
“O”
Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
159 chars (1 sms)
Manager : You
are appointed
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your salary is
Rs. 10,000/
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Next Year it Will
be 20,000
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Pathan : ok I will
join next year….
145 chars (1 sms)
Poora din ussko jholay diye Yamaha pay "FARAZ" Shaam hoye tu kehti hai MAI TE HONDA EE LAY SAAN
95 chars (1 sms)
A dimple is a sign of pretty face!
a Smile is a sign of joy!
a hug is a sign of love!
and
A friend like me in Yr life,
well
thats a sign of ur damn Gud taste:)
169 chars (2 sms)
What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?
Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message
Choice is Yours .. :)
135 chars (1 sms)
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
149 chars (1 sms)
Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya,
Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga.
Baap:Pee k aaya hai ?
Sardar:Nahi to.
Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai ?
190 chars (2 sms)
A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?
Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.
152 chars (1 sms)
Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(
Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(
Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D
Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.
('_')
<)'(>
_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
253 chars (2 sms)
Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,
Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
) (> Ye
< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)
152 chars (1 sms)
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..
Wah Wah,
Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor..
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Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror..:-D
136 chars (1 sms)
Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .
Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..
120 chars (1 sms)