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Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Oper kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
169 chars (2 sms)
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
135 chars (1 sms)
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.
114 chars (1 sms)
Twin babies born in a SARDAR's House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
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Who is the father of second !
141 chars (1 sms)
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
161 chars (2 sms)
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
142 chars (1 sms)
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
139 chars (1 sms)
agar koi tumsy bhalai ki umeed rakhy tow usy mayus mat karo q k logon ki umeedon ka tum sy wabasta hona tum py ALLAH ka khaas inaam hy.!!!!
140 chars (1 sms)
ishq tow shugal hy by rozgaar jawano ka,
jab nokri nai lagti tow dil ko laga lety hein!!!!
90 chars (1 sms)
rakha jab sajdy main sar tow ehsaas hua aey musalmaan,
dilon maen to khuda ko basaya nahi sajdy mein kis ki talash hy??
119 chars (1 sms)
lafaz insaan k ghulaam hoty hein magar bolny sy pehly bolny k baad insaan lafzon ka ghulaam ban jata hy ...
107 chars (1 sms)
MERI SAAM-E-TANHAI AKSAR MUJ SY POOCHTI HAI SAHIL.
KAHAN GAYE WO LOG JJIN K LIYE ZAMANY KO THUKRAYA TUM NY.!!
109 chars (1 sms)
HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU
140 chars (1 sms)
Ek bewafa ko na aya humari wafa ka YAKEEN
Hum ne kaha hum mar jayein gay aur uss ne kaha AMEEN
94 chars (1 sms)
Jina saha ch sajna tu vasda ae
das kiven rokan ohna saha nu
mukki nai udeek tere aan de
kive takkno hat ja rahan nu
rokan bathere par nahi rukde
hanju hauke hawawan nu
pata nahi kihdi chandri nazar laggi
mere sohne sajjre chawan nu
rab kare kiyamat howe te tu awe
263 chars (2 sms)