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1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
K Rishtedar Hain
Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K
Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama
Ki Phupho K
Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->
171 chars (2 sms)
Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan
1-Zardari Imandari
Krega
2-Altaf Karachi Ayega
3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega
4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi
5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)
169 chars (2 sms)
*Golden Words*
''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
126 chars (1 sms)
High Level Insult....
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.
Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.
Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.
Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?
Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
310 chars (2 sms)
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
"MERI JAN KATREENA"
Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,
Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,
Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,
Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,
Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,
Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,
Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,
Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
327 chars (3 sms)
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...?? =P ;->
173 chars (2 sms)
Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say
"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet
You''ll Smile
Automatically ..
Coz
Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
177 chars (2 sms)
"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
Tariqa Ye Hai k
Dushman Ko Dost Bana
Kr Dhoka Do ..."
Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)
117 chars (1 sms)
Ab Kare''n Apni Ya
Relative Ki Shaadi
Ki Booing
NATIONAL STADIUM
Mein ...
Kyun k
CRICKET Tou Ab PAKISTAN
Mein Hogi Nahi ... ;->
154 chars (1 sms)
Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,
Kyun Ki,
Kyun Ki,
SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..
141 chars (1 sms)