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Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?
Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga
"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
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Shaadi K Baad ... !
Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"
Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"
Aur
Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny
"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
An Accountant
Is A Person
Who Looks At A Girl
Measuring
36-28-36
And
Simply Sayz
"100" ... :p ;->
122 chars (1 sms)
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
138 chars (1 sms)
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
138 chars (1 sms)
Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)
142 chars (1 sms)
Line Marne K Bht Se Trike Hai Jin Me Se 2 Mandarja Zel Hain.
1.Kachi Pencil Se.
2.Paki Pencil Se.
134 chars (1 sms)
10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae,
ALLAH PAK Unko Jannat Nasib Kre,
Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein
164 chars (2 sms)
Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,
Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?
Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai
Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai
150 chars (1 sms)
Tee Quotes
1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special
92 chars (1 sms)
Height of laziness-
@
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STUDENT sticking CHITS
to answer SHEET..
81 chars (1 sms)
Oye Dost
Teri to!
ATeri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Teri to!
Bahut yaad aa rahi hai yaar.
Isliye msg kiya
I Miss U
164 chars (2 sms)
Good News-
Nokia N73 FREE
With 1 Kg.
Tomato...
Buy 1Kg.
Tomato
Only for
Rs.12,950.
119 chars (1 sms)
U R my best frnd.
Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.
Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi
to me kood jaunga... :)
172 chars (2 sms)
Tee Quotes
1- stupidity isn''t a crime, so you''re free to go.
2-When i''ll be married,I''ll be out from the list of stupids.
130 chars (1 sms)