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"I f
O u r
C o n s t i t u t i o n
A l l o w s
U s
F r e e
S p e e c h
Than
W h y
A r e
T h e r e
P h o n e
B i l l s ..." :=O ;->
170 chars (2 sms)
Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain?
Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi
Han Naale Hamari
Shalwar Se Niklte Hain. :-) :-| :-D
154 chars (1 sms)
Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.
Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D
131 chars (1 sms)
Zardari: . . . .
Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .
Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->
137 chars (1 sms)
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!
2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
131 chars (1 sms)
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?
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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana
133 chars (1 sms)
Oe..Gabbar
Bahar Nikal
Kaha Chipha He Tu..
Or..
Kaha He Tere..
Kalliya-Walliya
Sambha-Vambha
Or Tere...
Msg Wsg..
150 chars (1 sms)
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt
Make Diffrnt
Achieve Diffrnt
Speak Diffrnt
Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:
-Mental Hospitl
142 chars (1 sms)
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt
Make Diffrnt
Achieve Diffrnt
Speak Diffrnt
Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:
-Mental Hospitl
142 chars (1 sms)
Haal-E-Dil Sub Ko Matt Batana,
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
Agar Koi Puchey Toh Bas Muskurana,
Agar Muskurane Ka Koi Sabab Puchey Toh,
Luqmani Manjan Ka Kamal Hai Ye Batana ... ;->
298 chars (2 sms)
CIA "Officer 2 Bush: SIr Zameen K Kona Kona Chhan Mara
SAmandar Ki Teh Tk Gaey Pr Usama Nai Mila
Bush:Usama Gya Bhaar Ma,
SAlon Mujey Batao K Ye Faraz Kon Tha?
167 chars (2 sms)
Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?
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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!
125 chars (1 sms)
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is Not A Real Dog.
226 chars (2 sms)
If U R In A War,
Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.
May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
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While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->
219 chars (2 sms)
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
Woh Kaise?
Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
Hello Madam
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PAPPI TA DO
150 chars (1 sms)