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Height Of Playin Games
A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard
&
Al Other Sardars Declard Him
Winner Of Last Year''s
Hide&Seek
Championship!
161 chars (2 sms)
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?
Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In Winter.
Tchr: Wats Dat?
S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter
159 chars (1 sms)
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
140 chars (1 sms)
PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.
GeO NeWz
LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->
169 chars (2 sms)
Jin:
"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"
Aqa:
"Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere Acount Mei Daldo.
Jin:
"Aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas Nahi, Mei Jin Hon ZARDARI NAHI" ;->
149 chars (1 sms)
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?
Angraz Bola:
"Bijlee Chale Gaye
Bijlee Agai"
156 chars (1 sms)
VakEeL:
JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb
IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->
288 chars (2 sms)
Sadia
3459o62368
Bisma
3325285625
Afiya
3333563421
Nadia.
34455o2024
Asima
3325560371
Enjoy Kro
Ma Aaj SE
"Tableeghi Jamat"
K SAth Ja Raha Hon
164 chars (2 sms)
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.
I''m Goin To USA
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Nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne
White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.
Vasool Karna Hai
152 chars (1 sms)
Masha Allah
Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n
Ya Allah
Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
193 chars (2 sms)
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
277 chars (2 sms)
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
277 chars (2 sms)
Amazing Newz
Recent Survey Shows Dat
D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"
Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->
208 chars (2 sms)
Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them
Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->
190 chars (2 sms)
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!
A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->
151 chars (1 sms)