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Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?
Ans: Cat
Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''
143 chars (1 sms)
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???
Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint
Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
302 chars (2 sms)
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
178 chars (2 sms)
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
163 chars (2 sms)
The sun makes Moon shine.
Electricity Makes Bulbs shine.
Wax makes Candle shine.
But what makes you shine......
119 chars (1 sms)
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon
Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
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ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
SINDH demands KATRINA KAIF
PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA
BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->
255 chars (2 sms)
Baap Betay K Skool Se Wapis Aya Aur Bola
Beta School Se Shikayet I Hai
Betay Ne Kaha
''Konsi Shikayet Papa ,Mein Toh Mahinay Sy School Nai Ja Rha..
153 chars (1 sms)
Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..
Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,
aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..
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"ABBA"
136 chars (1 sms)
Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:
1.
2.
3.
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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->
183 chars (2 sms)
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .
Jawani mei howe barbad . . .
WAH WAH . . .
Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
172 chars (2 sms)
Dedicated to BHAI LOG...
Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr
Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?
To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota
Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata
Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota
Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta
Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta
Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata
Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta
Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->
463 chars (3 sms)
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
159 chars (1 sms)