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Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun
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Khatam Ho Gai Zindagi Par Bachi Koi Na Phasi... =P ;->
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Kisi ko board mein number brhwane honto mujhe Naam,roll no aur mera commision Sms Kardain
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"Asif Ali Zardari"
170 chars (2 sms)
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you''ll become a GENIUS:-D
107 chars (1 sms)
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?
Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
118 chars (1 sms)
Pathan suhag rat ko gun utha kr room se bahir nikla,
B.V.Khan sab suhag rat to mana lo, kahan chale ?
pathan, arey khana kharab ki bachi
hum suhagrat manaye ga
to mohale ki chukeydari kon kare ga . . . ;->
219 chars (2 sms)
Ek larka cinema mei film dekhne gya..
Sath wali seat pe ek bari bi beth gæin.
Unk pass 7UP ki bottle thi..
Wo film k doraan hr 10 minute pr ek sip leti..
2 hours bad larke ne unki bottle li or ek he saans mei khali kr k bola,
"Aapse khatm nahi ho rhi thi, isliye meine krdi"
Is per Bari bee boli...
"Main to is mei PAAN thook rahi thi" =P ;->
355 chars (3 sms)
Maa Ne Kaha HAVELI Chhor Do,
Paaro Ne Kaha DAARU Chhor Do,
Ek Din Aaega!
Jab Girlfriend Kahe Gi:
"BHAIYA, In Bachon Ko Zara School Chhor Do". . . ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote
To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi
kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho
us ne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gia tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
min dbo de takay DETOL zaya na ho.
171 chars (2 sms)
Friend 2 Sheikh:
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.
164 chars (2 sms)
Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh
Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha,
Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
171 chars (2 sms)
Agr spiderman PAKISTAN mai bnti
to us ka nam kya hota...
Zra socho
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Phr socho
"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" :-D
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Father:The school report gives you ''D''
for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.
How did you manage that?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
I apologise
159 chars (1 sms)
Why gals not interest in sports?
Only 1% gals playing games.
Bcoz
Other 99% gals playing in boys life.
112 chars (1 sms)
Kamran Akmal Ne Bola Cricket Team Se:-
Meri Ball Nahi Kar Sakta Koi FACE
QK Meri Ball Mai Hai Pace
101 chars (1 sms)